Breaking News Story - Santa's Cover Blown by Elf! Daily Photos - November 29, 2011 *Warning* This breaking news story may be disturbing to children under the age of 10 and anyone sensitive to matters relating to Santa Claus. Reader discretion is advised... Wonderland - 11/29/2011 With shock waves being felt around the world, the widely accepted notion that Santa lives in an overly whimsical house a the North Pole has now been found to be untrue! A rare elf sighting at the Wonderland Express now confirms that Santa and his entourage in fact live 20 minutes outside of Chicago in a model Frank Lloyd Wright house. Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a representative from Santa's Office of Gift Requests from Ill-disciplined children & iNcident Control Hub (O-GRINCH) confirmed that an elf knowingly violated Santa's strict policy regarding non-access to the toy factory's upper-level balcony during the holiday season. The source stated that, "peoples interest in trying to track down Santa during the holiday season increases exponentially, which is why access to the toy factory's highly-visible upper level balcony is only allowed during the slower off-season." The source continued by saying, "we've had a couple of other close calls throughout the years, but nothing like this before. I'm not sure what Santa is going to do, but he's not happy!" O-GRINCH is working overtime to keep speculation to a minimum, but the rumors are already swirling about Santa looking at a total relocation of the toy factory. "All I can say at this point is that the elf has been placed on the naughty list, the elf equivalent of an administrative leave, pending further investigation," said the unnamed source. Check back for updates on our continuing coverage of this breaking story... Thank you all so much for the nice comments on my posting from yesterday, "All Aboard the Wonderland Express"

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